New musical at David Geffen Hall!

My collaborator A. J. Freeman and I are back with another new musical via the Library for the Performing Arts. This time, we’re presenting our new show Home’r Bust! a musical odyssey for young audiences. (Book and lyrics by A. J. Freeman, music by Maria Caputo)

We will have two presentations in the lobby of David Geffen Hall at Lincoln Center.

When: Wednesday, July 8, at 11 am and 1 pm
Where: David Geffen Hall Lobby at 10 Lincoln Center Plaza, New York, NY 10023

Runtime: about 40 minutes

Age range: The Library says ages 0-5. All are welcome! There are plenty of jokes for the grownups.

As part of Storytime at Lincoln Center’s Summer for the City, both shows are FREE and open to the public.

Families will receive a free copy of The Odyssey: A Babylit Monsters Primer by Jennifer Adams as supplies last.

With the World Cup scheduled to be in full swing at this time, the Library asked A. J. if she had a soccer musical for kids. So she brought me on board to write this very silly show.

In our musical reimagining of Homer’s “The Odyssey”, Ulysses is not a man returning home from war; now, Uly is a ten-year-old kid walking home from a big soccer match. The “monsters” from Homer’s tale are now creatures, people, and obstacles from a New York neighborhood.

Our amazing cast includes:

• Sienna Aczon (Heart Strings)

• Connor Marsh (The Very Hungry Caterpillar)

• Claire-Frances Sullivan (Ceilidh)

• Racquel Williams (Book of Mormon)

You can find information on Lincoln Center’s official website at this link:

https://lincolncenter.org/series/summer-for-the-city/theater-storytime-with-aj-freeman-825

Starting Monday July 6, sign up for the free Fast Track for all the Summer in the City events that week, including our show:

https://lincolncenter.org/series/summer-for-the-city/v/fast%20track

New musical reading at Lincoln Center

Tickets are now available for the first reading of our new musical theater project, "The Crane Wife".

"The Crane Wife" is a brand new musical about secrets, sacrifice, and sisterhood, created and made possible through the Library for the Performing Arts’ Across a Crowded Room Fellowship Program.

Book by Keurim Hur

Lyrics by A. J. Freeman

Music by Maria Caputo

Directed by Diane Phelan

Starring Sienna Aczon, Diane Phelan, and Christopher Lau

Where: Bruno Walter Auditorium at Lincoln Center in NYC

111 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10023

When: Monday, March 17 at 6PM!

Length: one-act, around 60-75 minutes

NYPL post:

https://www.nypl.org/events/programs/2025/03/17/across-crowded-room-fellowship-new-musical-presentation-crane-wife

Reserve FREE tickets here:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/across-a-crowded-room-fellowship-new-musical-presentation-the-crane-wife-tickets-1107630646079

Because tickets are free and there are only about 200 seats in the Bruno Walter Auditorium, we recommend you reserve tickets ASAP, even if you're not 100% sure you can make it. According to the NYPL page, if we sell out, there will be a standby line in person, and all tickets 5 minutes before curtain will be released to the standby line.

Final week Off-Broadway, with a Classy twist! (crossposted from July 10 newsletter)

Hi all,

Only four (4) more shows Off-Broadway! We are heading into the final week of performances of The Trouble With Dead Boyfriends at the Players Theatre in the West Village. 

Final Trouble

This Thursday and Friday, Classy Dame bassist Eric Wharton will be joining us in the pit. This will actually be the first time Eric and I have played a proper musical theatre show together. Come say hi during intermission!

What: The Trouble With Dead Boyfriends, a musical comedy
Where: The Players Theater (115 MacDougal St, New York, NY)
When: Thurs/Fri/Sat at 7 pm, Sun at 2 pm, through July 16
Tickets: https://deadboyfriendsmusical.com/

Here are some reviews:

"In a word, it's that rarest of things: an entirely original musical that's practically perfect in every way." - StageBuddy

"All the makings of the next cult hit in the vein of Heathers or Be More Chill." - TV and City

"A clever, campy, and surprisingly feminist spoof of the paranormal romance genre" - Theatre Is Easy

Above: The official poster and playbill cover for The Trouble With Dead Boyfriends. Book and lyrics by Annie Pulsipher, music and lyrics by Alex Petti, directed by Stephen M. Eckert.

Above: The music and sound team for The Trouble With Dead Boyfriends at the Players Theatre. Left to right: Maria Caputo (keys), Nitsan Shai (bass), Alex Petti (MD/guitar/composer-lyricist/sound design), Ryan O'Dea (sound engineer), Emma Kroll (drums). Photo by Sean Salamon.

Classy Dame, electric redux

We have some great photos and videos from our April gig at the Bowery Electric on our IG account: https://www.instagram.com/classydame69/ 

Above: Classy Dame performing at the Bowery Electric on April 19, 2023. Left to right: Maria on keys, Austin on drums, Eric on bass. Photo by Taylor Weinberg @taylordanielberg

Above: Classy Dame performing at the Bowery Electric on April 19, 2023. Left to right: Maria on keys, Austin on drums, special guest Lily Desmond on fiddle, Eric on bass. Photo by Taylor Weinberg @taylordanielberg

Above: Classy Dame performing at the Bowery Electric on April 19, 2023. Left to right: Maria on keys, Austin on drums, Eric on bass. A kaleidoscopic effect gives the photo movement. Photo by Taylor Weinberg @taylordanielberg

BMI Spotlight

Allison Light and I had the honor of presenting a song at the BMI Workshop Spotlight on May 25, 2023. Ben Diamond and Allison performed it beautifully, with Sarah Nelson at the piano. I also had the great pleasure of singing a song by Amber Treadway and Sarah, and the joy of dressing like a vampire to do so.

The invited writers were featured on the BMI website: https://www.bmi.com/news/entry/bmi-lehman-engel-musical-theatre-workshop-presents-workshop-spotlight 

Above: BMI Lehman Engel Musical Theatre Workshop members attend the Workshop Spotlight. Maria is in the back row. Full credits at the BMI website.

Above: Maria performs "Strong Female Protagonist" by Sarah Nelson and Amber Treadway at the BMI Spotlight 2023. Photo by Adam Mathias.

Take care,

Maria

Live on 4/19 and ...Off-Broadway this summer! (Crossposted from April newsletter)

Hello all,

The sun is out and Classy Dame is retaking the Bowery!
 

Classy Dame at the Bowery Electric, 4/19

Our band is headlining a three-act set at the Bowery Electric on Wednesday, April 19. We are debuting two new songs.

The other artists are Lily & the Goddamns (Lily Desmond's band) and Tsebiyah. I am thrilled to be on a bill with these two talented performers, both of whom I've known for over a decade. Check out Tsebiyah's website and Lily's website to get to know them before the show.

Where: The Bowery Electric (327 Bowery, New York, NY)
When: Wed April 19, doors at 6:30 pm, show at 7 pm
Tickets: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/classy-dame-tsebiyah-lily-the-bowery-electric-tickets/13091455
 

above: What we looked like last time we performed at the Bowery Electric! We will be wearing different clothes. (left to right: Maria on keys, Austin on drums, Eric on bass)

Trouble... Off-Broadway this summer

After a successful announcement concert at the Green Room 42, my friends Alex Petti and Annie Pulsipher's show The Trouble with Dead Boyfriends is going Off-Broadway this summer. I will be playing keys for all five weeks of shows at the Players Theater. You can get tickets now to see this hilarious, action-packed musical monster comedy. Please come and say hi to the band after the show!

Where: The Players Theater (115 MacDougal St, New York, NY)
When: Thurs/Fri/Sat at 7 pm, Sun at 2 pm, June 15 through July 16
Tickets: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/1138742 

above: The logo for The Trouble with Dead Boyfriends. The "I" in "boyfriends" is a stake, presumably already used on a vampire, and the "S" in "boyfriends" is a "Cool S".

Piano tuning weather

I hope the weather is nice where you are. I am finishing writing this newsletter in the glorious 72ºF sunshine outside the café I used to frequent when I attended Sarah Lawrence College. This morning I tuned a piano for their Theatre Department.

The warm weather brings more calls for piano tunings, as pianos wake up from their winter dormancy and humidity increases. This is my periodic reminder to you that I love tuning pianos and I would love to tune your piano, or your friend's/grandma's/colleague's/church's piano.


Talk to you soon,

Maria

Shows & Twirls (crossposted from November 2022 newsletter)

Writing my newsletter takes a while and sometimes I forget to cross-post it to the website. I will be posting several catch-up posts and a new one soon. Cheers! —M

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the Delancey

My band Classy Dame is playing a show at the Delancey on Wednesday November 16, 2022! If you're in NYC, drop by for 6:45 pm. We have several new songs in the works, at least one of which we're including in the set. And our band is on first, so you don't have to stay up late this time.

above: an extremely formal poster advertising Classy Dame's Nov 16 show at the Delancey. Left to right: Eric, Austin, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson* (on calendar), Maria. *The Rock is welcome but not guaranteed to attend.

Theatre & More

This fall I got to return to CAP 21/Molloy University to music direct another project. I worked with two wonderful choreographers (Ashley Eichbauer Newman and John Guaragna) and 15 junior-year musical theatre BFA students. The "Song and Dance Project" is an opportunity for the junior class to showcase their dancing skills while also singing and acting, culminating in a musical theatre revue-style show. Every time I looked up from the piano, the dancers were doing something amazing. Having been in workshop-land for so long, it was invigorating to get to see musical theatre on its feet, loud and striking. I so enjoyed the collaborative process of crafting a show to the particular triple-threat talents of our cast.

I've also picked up some choir gigs, piano tuning appointments, a number of private instruction slots for piano and voice, and a commission for music to be played during a TTRPG broadcast series.